May 21, 22,23 and perhaps forever (see notes)
My car broke down and was towed away to Orderville. I have not seen it since. The wind has blown for three days it has rained one day and it has been cold ALL days. There was no wood in the wood box. There was no wood anywhere. Roald Admonsen had it better. The door fell off the oven, the wind destroyed the shower, the naughty squirrel ate my last piece of candy. I am a bitter old man.
Uncle Jim